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benjoke (unregistered)
2009-12-07
Today, I give my 7 year old daughter, Jade, a big hug. She pushes me away, and says "if you want a teddy bear, buy one !"
Paul Alen (unregistered)
2009-12-07
Today I get a phone call from one of my close female friend of mine: she won't be able to make it out tomorrow, and so she wants to come see me the day after instead. I'm fine with that, but I ain't sureIi'll be able to get a hold on the fourty some people that were supposed to come for her surprise Bday party.
let43 (rank1)
2009-12-06
Today, it's been eight months that I can't sleep because of the noise my neighbors are doing, so I knocked at their door and asked: "how can you guys can be making so much noise? Are you going around in tractor or what?" Turns out that one of them is disabled and needs a wheelchair. I felt so bad. Jinxed!
simow (unregistered)
2009-12-06
Today, my 5 year daughter tells me "mom, you're the most beautiful mom in the world! Can I have an icecream ?" I tell her that she can't because we're about to eat. Her answer: "I don't care, I was lying anyways." Jinxed!
blue_eyes (unregistered)
2009-12-06
Today, I got cheated on and consecutively dumped over text message after 7 months, by a girl who claimed she would never cheat on somebody because she "knew what it felt like." Jinxed!
dusto44 (rank1)
2009-12-05
Today, after I have been hitchiking for more than 15 minutes under the rain, a car finally slowed down. The driver opened the window, looked at then said "not cute enough" and set off. Jinxed!
pat5 (unregistered)
2009-12-05
Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. Jinxed!
Cindeee (unregistered)
2009-12-04
Today, I got a beautiful set of fine lingerie including a red satin corset, bra and thong...from my grandpa. Jinxed!
1-2bucklemyshoe (unregistered)
2009-12-04
Today, I am in the metro and an old lady starts telling me off for not giving her my seat. I stand up and let her sit. On my way back home, I spot another old lady and invite her to take my seat. She sharply replied "I am not that old !" Jinxed!
kerclaj (rank1)
2009-12-03
Today, as we were planning our wedding, my girlfriend tells me: "I'd like to lose weight for our wedding, I want to look good for the pictures". I reply: "and for me too ?". She said: "well, the pictures are forever." Jinxed!
spore (unregistered)
2009-12-02
Today, I am rollerblading when I suddenly want to go to the toilets, so I rush to the first bar I come accross with my rollerblades still on. I was so relieved that I leaned backwards. Big mistake ! I fell flat and peed myself. Jinxed!
johnPx (unregistered)
2009-12-02
Today, I just moved from Illinois to Miami to start living with my girlfriend, who just got a letter telling her she had a second job interview... in Illinois Jinxed!
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