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gragra (unregistered)
2009-01-05
Today a friend of ours came home crying because his girlfriend ditched him. My husband tried to confort him: "You know what, next time instead of choosing one that's pretty and has a bad character, do like me and pick one that's not so pretty but who's not a pain in the ass." Jinxed!
reava (unregistered)
2009-01-04
Today is the second time this week that someone stands up in the bus to let me sit because I'm pregnant. I wonder what itâ
touiz (unregistered)
2009-01-04
Today it's been about a year that I lived in Canada. My younger sister asked me what I was doing there so I told her I was making submarines. She was so proud and happy that I didn't have the guts to tell her that "submarines" are a type of sandwiches in Canada. Jinxed!
Jacoline (unregistered)
2009-01-04
Today my New York life is just beginning. I got a flat on the 5th floor without an elevator but I told myself its all right because I'm young and can do some sports. I was late for work this morning and ran down the stairs: now I'm a young guy with a broken arm. jinxed!
cyril5 (unregistered)
2009-01-03
Today my computer with all my important files crashed. I tried to retrieve them with the software I bought online for 49 dollars. Only thing I got back is my ex-boyfriend's pictures. Jinxed!
flex (unregistered)
2009-01-03
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Today and just like it has been my whole life I am very shortsighted but when I woke up I could see perfectly so I ran around the house yelling it was a miracle. That's when I noticed I forgot to take my contacts off yesterday. Jinxed!
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cristy18 (unregistered)
2009-01-03
Today my BF bought me some very good sweets. Since they were so good I ate the whole of them and now I have to go an important meeting with a green tongue and lips. Jinxed!
binouti (unregistered)
2009-01-02
Today my mom's new found obsession is to get a college degree and of course, she chose the same major I took. Having your mom in your class really is an awful thing, trust me. Jinxed!
magual (unregistered)
2009-01-02
Today I'm driving my boss to work because he lost his license driving at 100 mph instead of 65. Going to work from 9.30 till 5 is over, now it's from 6,30am till 9pm. Jinxed!
fullphil (unregistered)
2009-01-02
Today I told one of my colleagues that the red marks on my neck were from a snake bite to have a blast. She called emergencies thinking I was going to die and now she's crying. Jinxed!
azuan (unregistered)
2008-12-29
Today as I arrived in my school all of my friends started laughing at me: I had forgotten to spread the mosturizing cream that was on my forehead. Jinxed!
replika (unregistered)
2008-12-28
Today I received the lingerie catalog I was waiting for. Too bad my mom figured out (and so did I) that it was a porn lingerie catalog. Jinxed!
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