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maelys28 (unregistered)
2009-07-03
Today I wanted to teach some French words to the 4 year old I'm looking after. He asked how you call a seal in French: un phoque. Now he keeps running around with his plush toy saying "fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" I can't wait for his parents to find out... Jinxed!
clemnuage (unregistered)
2009-07-03
Today a badass noise woke me up: something loudly knocked on my window. After investigations, it was no UFO but a pigeon that's either depressed or half blind. Jinxed!
einal (unregistered)
2009-07-03
Today I was singing a song that was playing on the radio in my car with both windows down. I hear someone calling me to the left, when I turned my head the woman driving the car next to mine gave a quarter and told me to "have a nice day!" Jinxed!
luciie21 (unregistered)
2009-07-02
Today my son went to school for the first time in his life. Cries, farewells, hugs... for me. He was delighted to meet new friends and didn't even say goodbye. Jinxed!
ninit16 (unregistered)
2009-07-02
Today I went shopping for groceries twice: I drove there twice, I filled my trolley twice and waiting in line to pay twice as well. First time I didn't have wallet though. Jinxed!
snoopisor (unregistered)
2009-07-01
Today after three years in college to be a journalist I play a quiz that's on a newspaper where you have to tell who's the person that's been photographed. I stare at one of the photos and think to myself: "Yeah I know that guy, he's an English singer." It was President Nixon. Jinxed!
hetaira76 (unregistered)
2009-07-01
Today I tried starting a conversation with the local starbucks manager: "Since that old rag left, this place really is a lot more welcoming!" "Yes, my mom retired this Summer..." Jinxed!
MDaniel (unregistered)
2009-07-01
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Today I was downtown with a cigarette but no lighter so I went ahead and asked a girl that was walking by. She told me as soon as I started talking that she already had a boyfriend. What's wrong with people these days?? Jinxed!
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asam83 (unregistered)
2009-06-30
Today at work I get an IM from Sandy: "I hope I'm not going to have to work with Peter, I can't stand that guy!" Apparently Sandy misclicked since I am Peter. Jinxed!
ladymoon (unregistered)
2009-06-30
Today it's been a month that my mom started playing world of warcraft. No more homemade food and clean laundry, my mother's a hardcore player now. Jinxed!
settlers (unregistered)
2009-06-29
Today it's been two months that I've been in Cuba and Gustav, Hannah, Ike and josephine came to say hey. They're not friends of mine but hurricanes. Jinxed!
marie (unregistered)
2009-06-29
Today I found out that my parents had me very little time after meeting each other: indeed I was born 7 months after they met. Jinxed!
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