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Glass56 (unregistered)
2009-04-06
Today was our grade school's Summer play. Surrounded by 6th grade students and and a bunch of teachers, my mom hugged me and said out loud "that was amazing sweetie, mom is so proud of you !" I am 38 and I am the director of the school. Jinxed!
lookatthis (unregistered)
2009-04-05
Today, I'm waiting for my train taking me to class, and to my final. The wind made by the train coming in the station swept my entrance papers away from my hands, which landed on the rails and got torn by the train. Jinxed!
chars (unregistered)
2009-04-05
Today, I go ahead and open my heart: I tell my boyfriend "I love you". He said "thanks" and then left to take a shower. Jinxed!
innergametapping (rank1)
2009-04-05
Today, I wasn't approved to rent an apartement because of my cat and the damage it might cause. My cat is old and dying, blind and got no teeth nor claws anymore. Jinxed!
sofi (unregistered)
2009-04-04
Today, I had a sex dream about my father. Jinxed!
emilycat27 (rank1)
2009-04-04
Last night I was on the phone with my best friend. He had to go to he bathroom, so he put me on "hold" (aka: put the phone next to the radio.) I waited for 15 minutes before his mom notice that there was someone on the phone and reminded him. Jinxed!
Tommyam (unregistered)
2009-04-04
Today, I fall on a scooter while I go pick up bandaids in a Rite -aid at 12 in the morning, and manage to get punched in the face by the only guy that was drunk at 12 in the morning. Jinxed!
sans (unregistered)
2009-04-03
Today, I go to a travel agency to book a plane ticket. When I get back to work, my co-worker asks me if I have seen her husband who works there. I go: "no, there was just this fat old chump with greasy hair". Yup. That would be her husband. Jinxed!
jerrMx (unregistered)
2009-04-03
Today, my daughter runs all the way around the house yelling: "Daddy found a spring, Daddy found a spring !" My husband had just just drilled through a water pipe. Jinxed!
topa (unregistered)
2009-04-03
Today, my 6 year old cousin thought I'd like him to draw something for me... on the only resume I brought to my job interview. Jinxed!
mashop (unregistered)
2009-04-02
Today, I try to open a bottle for more than 20 minutes. I had to ask my neighbour to do it for me. I am a guy. Jinxed!
pedrolito (unregistered)
2009-04-02
Today, my son and I tackled an important subject: his future. With hopeful eyes, he told me he wanted to become a super hero... He's 27. Jinxed!
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