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rugmeister (rank1)
2009-11-13
Today, I got robbed. When I went to work this morning, I left the keys under my doormat for my brother. No forced-entry, the guy even put the keys back where I left them after he took some cash, my digital camera and my Ipod. Jinxed!
funjkl (rank1)
2009-11-13
Today, I was having a drink with some friends on the bar patio. After more than 30 minutes, the waiter still hasn't come to take our order, so I call another waiter passing by our table. He looks at me and leaves. He was the waiter of the next bar over. Jinxed!
ksjdf (unregistered)
2009-11-13
Today, my rommate brings a girl back for the first time. Thing is, our apartment is small and I have to go across his room to go to the toilets. I pissed in a bottle. Jinxed!
Zaiah Adu (unregistered)
2009-11-12
Today, I realized that I have a lot of friends. Too bad they are all on Facebook. Jinxed!
born2cry (rank1)
2009-11-12
Today, my neigbours are f**king and making so much noise that I wake up at 4 and cannot sleep anymore. Jinxed!
whatchme (unregistered)
2009-11-12
Today, it's been a week that I've been cleaning, washing, painting the walls, tidying everything up in every corner of my apartment for the appraisal appointment at 5 with my landlord. He arrived at 5:05, stayed in the hall, asked me if there were any problems, signed the appraisal and left at 5:10. Jinxed!
jokzZor (unregistered)
2009-11-11
Today, my alcoholic boss prefers to download porn instead of helping me get done with our project. Jinxed!
magnus (rank1)
2009-11-10
Today, my mom asks me to get rid of the junk on my window's ledge. It was the project I have been working on for 2 months for art class. Jinxed!
cometrue (unregistered)
2009-11-10
Today, one of my colleagues moves an important file off of my desktop. I suck with computers so it takes me 2 hours to find it again which made me late for my date. Jinxed!
Sodo (unregistered)
2009-11-10
Today, I was 20 minutes late to work because there was a huge spider on my car and I just hate spiders. My boss told me I'd better not make up lousy excuses next time I'm late. Jinxed!
indadark (rank1)
2009-11-09
Today, I call my husband because I suspect he has an affair, and I heard the voice of a woman over the phone. I get in my car and race (20 miles) home. The voice was just the anti-virus software saying that the virus database had been updated. Jinxed!
muletman (unregistered)
2009-11-09
Today, I wait in line at the post office for one hour to pick up a package, only to be told it hasn't been delivered. Jinxed!
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