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2009-01-02
Today my mom's new found obsession is to get a college degree and of course, she chose the same major I took. Having your mom in your class really is an awful thing, trust me. Jinxed!
soluno (unregistered)
2009-02-03
Today, I got hit on again by my creepy neighbour who's 80 and wants to pay me for sex. Jinxed!
kestes (rank1)
2009-03-04
| | Today, I found my mom crying. I asked her what was going on and she said: "it's your dad, he wants a divorce". I ask her if he met another woman, to which she replied "no, not a woman" Jinxed! |
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mightsweet (rank1)
2009-03-02
Today, the cute girl next door asks me if she can connect to my wifi network till the end of her exams. as i was writing the connection info on a piece of paper, i realized the name of my network was pussyeaterdude. Jinxed!
claichen (unregistered)
2008-12-18
Today at my private school the math teacher came into the class and everyone stood up since it's the rule there. After a couple of seconds the teacher looked at me and asked "Can you please tell me your reason for not standing up? You think you're a rockstar or something?" I was already standing up. Jinxed!
pokeroas (unregistered)
2009-01-20
Today my GF ditched me because she got along with my mother. Yup, that's the reason. According to her, a woman cannot get along with her mother-in-law. Jinxed!
belair (unregistered)
2009-01-13
Today I asked out a girl I have a crush on . She refused but then I got a text from her saying she loved me. Kinda weird but whatever. I called her to know what was going on: it was her cousin having fun. Jinxed!
bllcddck67 (rank1)
2009-03-05
Today, I was having a romantic dinner at my place with this boy I've just started dating. My phone rang, but i decided not to pick up. The voicemail started recording, and we could hear "hey there, quit f**king and pick up the phone, it's your dad, hahahah"Jinxed!
1337box (rank1)
2009-02-21
Today, because of the construction in my street, I had no electricity all day long. My shutters, my oven, my phone and my computer are all electric. I spent my whole day eating chips and cold beans, all alone, in the dark. Jinxed!
zophia (unregistered)
2008-12-28
Today my classmates took my pants off right when the photograph was making the class' photo. He didn't agree to redo it. Jinxed!
xetrox (unregistered)
2009-01-12
Today I saw a homeless person holding a cup in his hand. I decided I'd be generous and put like 3 quarters in it. Too bad the cup was full of burning hot coffee. Jinxed!
felix (unregistered)
2009-01-27
Today and like everyday since I work at home my father comes in my room at 6am and yells: "John!! You needn't wake up so enjoy the fact you can rest!!" and then slams the door. I think I hate him. Jinxed!
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